Presenting GSB 2.0! Now with Google(tm)!

[mmcgeach at csail.mit.edu (Michael McGeachie)]

Presenting GSB 2.0!  Now with Google(tm)!

Today's GSB 2.0 is a special treat!  We've got Google!  MIT Alums and
current Google employees Mark, Sameer, and Val will be on hand ready to
chat, fresh from an undergrad recruiting nightmare yesterday.  And if we've
learned one thing at GSB about Google, it's this handy aphorism: Where
there's Google, there's Schwag.  We can't promise, but we suspect there'll
be pizzas, too.

Strangely, it seems that Robert Hamburger has been given a position at
Google Marketing.  I'm attaching the latest Google recruiting ad, as
forwarded to me by an important Google recruiter and publicity muckitymuck
(Neetu Sabharwal):

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This ad is about Google.  Google is awesome.  And by awesome, I mean totally
sweet.  You all know Google is the best company on the planet (and I'm
talking about Earth, moron), so don't even try to deny what you know is the
obvious truth!!!!!

In case you don't already know that Google is the awesomest, read these
facts:

1. Google is a company.
2. Google makes money because it knows everything there is to know about
everything.
3. Google could kill you AND your mother without even lifting a finger!  Or
turn them into millionaires just by thinking about it with their brains!

And as if that isn't enough (and it is) Google makes money just by being
cool!  Google is so cool that people pay them just to say that they paid
Google money!  One time Google was going to do an IPO and they totally
pissed off every banker in the world cause they didn't give into their
stingy demands.  My friend Mark said that he saw Google totally just buy
some guy named Orkut cause they liked his dating website.  Google didn't
even thing twice about it.  Google just has TOO MUCH MONEY!!

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that Google has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a
life right now or Google will buy your house and throw you out on the
street!  You won't even have any internet, then.  It's an easy choice, if
you ask me.

So if you want to know how totally awesomely sweet Google is, come to this
week's...

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              girl scout benefit -+-  5:30 pm  -+- 32-G9 lounge
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               For those coming from elsewhere: Building 32 is
                <http://whereis.mit.edu/map-jpg?selection=32>
           Once you are in 32, just take the G-elevator to the 9th
       floor and we will be in the lounge that you will be looking at