Bush's mission from God

[Michael Oltmans <moltmans@>]

Nothing comes for free not even your weekly injection of GSB humor.  For 
today's humor there is some suggested background reading
1) http://www.venganza.org/
2) http://www.guardian.co.uk/usa/story/0,12271,1586978,00.html
3) http://www.intelligentdesignnetwork.org/

It has been revealed this week that Bush is on a mission from God to 
invade the nations of the Earth that qualify as "Not US" or as he likes 
to call 'em, "Them."  An email from Bush to God was recently recovered 
when God's PGP key was compromised by hackers.  The message reports: 
"Oh, Noodly One, I have seen the direction that you have pointed me in 
with Your Noodly Appendage.  I will head your call and invade Them.  I 
accept this mission in your name."

Although Bush has denied any direct contact with the Noodly Super-being 
the email is tough evidence to ignore.  If I were Canada, and I were to 
read it, I'd be doubling the Mountie Patrols along the border and I'd be 
looking over my shoulder for signs of that creepy Appendage.  For that 
matter, with the temperature rising I'd also double the RCMshP (Royal 
Canadian Mounted sea horse Police) to be on the look out for those pesky 
pirates that may or may not (our sources were unclear on this point) be 
in cahoots with Bush.

This new mission from God may be the reason for the recent surge in 
fundraising events co-hosted by Tom DeLay and Jack Abramoff and presided 
over by Mr. Rove.  The fundraiser was reportedly held on a Pirate Ship 
off the cost of Chile.  Participants paid $1000 a head for their grog 
and an addition $1.2 million was raised during an actual raid on a 
shipping vessel carrying a shipment of gold dabloons and a very rare and 
valuable species of parrot from Costa Rica.

Follow the Noodly Appendage to come receive your own personal mission 
from God at tonights...

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