XP

["mark a. foltz" <mfoltz@>]

Windows XP:

what is it?

how will it change our lives?

in the grander scheme of things, what does it *mean*???

perhaps:

the eXtreme Pain of users faced with a new UI and forced to discard all of 
their hard-won knowledge about earlier versions of Windows?

the eXponential Power required to run it -- every available cycle of 
multi-gigahertz Intel processors?

the eXtorted Profits from those unable to buy a computer without it?

we will have an eXuberant Party to celebrate the release of this 
state-of-the-art OS at this week's

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       girl scout benefit -+-  5:30 pm  -+- 7ai playroom
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