No College -> No Grad School -> NO HOCKEY!

[Mike Oltmans <moltmans@>]

You went to college right?  Here's some prerequisite reading:
http://www.michaelrobertson.com/archive.php?minute_id=226

If you went to college you probably just skipped that link because 
background reading sucks.  I'll bail you out (just this once) here's the 
summary:
Don't go to college!  It's a waste of money, at least from a purely 
financial standpoint (there's little/no mention of the intangible 
benefits of wasting your braincells).  The point is that tuition is so 
high, that you are better off investing your tuition in the stock market 
and getting a lesser paying job.
To me this is ludicrous.  My main argument is that it is really really 
hard to get into grad school without a college degree (really hard!). 
Without grad school you will never get so many free lunches, and 
flexible schedules.  Where on earth would you ever learn to play hockey 
(if you want to learn we can hook you up by the way just mail me) or get 
to chuck super balls down stairwells, make movies, race your friends 
down the hall in office chairs, or sit around with your friends on 
Friday evenings with relaxing libations?  And did I mention the hockey? 
 All of this is lost without your college education.  Missing all of 
that?!?!  Now thats a bad investment(*).
So come cash in on your investment at tonights, Man it Gets Dark Early 
Edition of...
(*) Note: being in grad school only yields the option for these 
activities, you still must exercise your options for this investment to 
pay off.  Given the current lab market, right now is a good time to 
exercise your options.  See you Tuesday night at Hockey, and see you in 
January when my team kicks your team's butt in the Olympics.
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