[csail-related] GSB Tonight: Cartoons.

[jamoozy at csail.mit.edu (Andrew "Jamoozy" Correa)]

I was trying to determine which cartoon character I am [1].  I figured, I
should proceed in this endeavor thusly: 1) determine my traits; 2) match
them to a character; 3) profit!

So the traits I have listed in front of me are:
  1. I'm dumb.
  2. I'm fat.
  3. I'm lazy
  4. I'm male.
  5. I'm white.
  6. I wear pretty much the same clothes every day.
  7. Through no fault of my own, I seem to make people laugh.

Oddly, none of these traits really narrow it down [2], so I guess I should
look to my surroundings.  Here's what I've got:
  1. I'm a grad student.
  2. I'm German.
  3. I'm Californian.
  4. I married a smoking hot ginger girl.
  5. I have no children [3].
  6. I have no pets [4].

Okay ... so that's way too specific, I think.  I'm really at a loss for
what I am.

So much for step 3.

Let's classify ourselves as animals [5] at this week's:

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          girl scout benefit -+-  5:30 pm  -+- 32-G9 lounge
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[1] What else would I be doing?
[2] Well ... I'm not "yellow", so I guess I can't be Homer Simpson.
[3] That I know of. <_<  >_>  O_O
[4] But I repeat myself.
[5] "Human" is cheating.