CSAIL Olympics: The Movies

Every January, the MIT Computer Science and Artificial Intelligence Laboratory (CSAIL) holds a lab-wide olympics. During this time, the normally friendly lab divides into four factions, each seeking to best their competitors in games of skill, wit, strength, and above all participation. One popular event is the movie making competition, where each team competes to produce a short video starring their team.

The videos are judged according to a mostly arbitrary point system. Teams are strongly encouraged to get as many of their team members into the video as possible—and, often, as many professors as possible—however, to make things more interesting, the teams are given various constraints, such as bizarre objects or spoken lines, that must appear in their movie. The rules for each year's competition are linked in the headers.


2010: Not So Super Villains!

Supervillains Anonymous
Shredder

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Fatal Error
Skeletor

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Facebook Attacks
Wile E.

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Super-villain Hunter
Magneto

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2010: The Four Horsemen!

T minus 2 mins
Plague

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Operation GRAD-TRIM
Death

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The Day After Vultures
Famine

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It's not delivery, it's zombies!
War

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2009: Internet Memes!

Leaked MIT Admissions Video Essays
Rickrollers

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Persuasion, The Art of
Starwars Kids

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Wii R TEH LOLCATZ!!!
LOLcats

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(no title given)
Hampsterdance

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2008: Cereal Showcase

Frosted Flakes: Almost Heaven
Tony

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Choose Trix
Trix

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The Taste Was Worth the Risk
Lucky

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Out with the Old, In with the New...
Cocoa

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2007: VH1: Behind the Food Trucks

Ultimate Power
Jose's

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Creatures of the Wild
Jona's Subs

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Behind the Food Trucks
Goosebeary's

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T + 1hr
Jerusalem Cafe

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2006: The Ultimate Sequel

Star Wars 3.5: A Lost Hope
Star Wars

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Backdoor Hackers
Indiana Jones

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The Ultimate Sequel
Back to the Future

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???
The Godfather

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2005: Stata Dream Vacation

Ph. D. Land
LogoLand

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Six Lakes
Six Compiler Flags Over Cambridge

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Universal Turing Studios
Universal Turing Studios

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CWorld
CWorld

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2004: The Next Seinfeld

Mutant U
The Simpsons

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CSAIL Survivor
I Love Lucy

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Real World: CSAIL Olympics
The Brady Bunch

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Fisher Personals
The Flintstones

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2003: The Music Video

The AI Connection
Ravenclaw

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Syltherin Boi
Syltherin

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A.I.C.S.
Hufflepuff

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You've Got It
Gryffindor

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2002: The Propaganda Campaign

About Trucks and Nutrition
Ministry of Love

An educational short on the virtues of party-provided nutrition.

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Proposition 77
Ministry of Peace

Keep America Strong. Vote for Proposition 77!

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The Stata Center: Gateway to the Future
Ministry of Plenty

The future of research, today.

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The One True AI
Ministry of Truth

Finally, an answer.

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2001: And Now, a Word from our Sponsors

The Potato Vibrator
France

Available at stores near you.

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Laughing Carrot Sticks
Japan

Turn your frown upside down!

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???
China

Do you have this movie? Mail us!

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Italy: The Movie
Italy

... the mother of inspiration.

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Missing Movies

This event was also run in 1997, 1998, and 1999. However, movies from those events have been lost. If you have a copy of one of those movies, please mail me. The higher quality the source, the better. Betacam is preferred, but VHS and digital formats are better than nothing.